Funny facts about SAP Software, these are some funny SAP jokes to make you giggle the least.
SAP is such a great software that initially there weren’t any errors. But in order to have any work to do at all, they made up some bugs.
SAP expects the Spanish Inquisition
The matrix runs SAP
The song “Killing me softly” was originally written by a SAP customer
Oracle runs SAP
SAP XI is used by Pentagon to translate alien radio signals to plain English
SAP is so secure that condoms are made from it
What Yoda really meant to say about the force: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to ABAP.
When SAP NetWeaver was released, there was a disturbance in the Force
By reading the source code of transaction SE38 you will temporarily be granted invisibility
SAP is so efficient in creating software, there is actually only one developer writing code, all others are architects and managers.
SAP stand for SLOW AND PAINFUL
SAP can divide by zero.
HAL9000 ran 4.6C and spoke to Dave through a voice interface via EP6 SP2. While in transit the upgrade to SP9 was performed. There were issues.
The “Blue Pill” takes you to Walldorf.
SAP made Bill Gates retire. When asked why, SAP answered “Because we can”
“ABAP is the only language understood by aliens” – SETI
In the ABAP forum, some SDNers use the Psychic Friends Network to predict the next question to have the answer ready before it even has been posted.
In the US Army, SAPpers are combat engineers.
SAP NetWeaver is based on alien technology.
SAP wins a patent for all technologies whose names have 3-letter acronyms: ERP, CRM, MDM, XML, ESA, SOA etc.
Oracle still hides the fact that FUSION stands for Finally use SAP in our network
SAP stands for Start Applying Patches.
Reading SDN every day keeps the consultant away.
One discovered a new planet: SDN World. Rumors say that the population is growing fast on this planet.
Chuck Norris uses SAP to keep track of his death count
Yes, even Larry Ellison is a homo SAPience
Not 42, but SAP is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
The European Union has decided that by 2008, ABAP will be the only official language used in parliament
SAP: It’s not just a job; it’s a wardrobe.
There is only one number greater than the number of transactions in a SAP system – the number of people that Mark and Craig want to turn into SDN community members.
One day in the near future SDN points will replace the dollar as the preferred method of payment
Read in Wikipedia under the term Oracle: “… the use of Oracle bones dates as far back as the Shai Dynasty”
SAP = MS^2
If you post a question in the SDN ABAP forum, Rich Heilman already has the answer typed in and is just waiting for you to press the “Post Message” button.
Contrary to popular belief, Walldorf is actually the center of the universe.
SAP only made its software so complicated because this way they were able to lay the foundation for the vast SDN community that would soon replace all SAP developers. As SDN points are easier to give away than monetary salary, the company’s increase in profitability is expected to crush all existing stock software, making a place for SAP to installed in there, which would increase sales again … all in order with the SDN program (SAP Dies Never).
Do you think SAP break the cars engine of F1 Team McLaren ?
A popular sentence when dating: “MySAP or YourSAP?”